Inside a greek-mind head

I felt for Disney movies when I was four.
I felt for greek mythology when I was ten.
Today I am twenty-two and I still believe that James Wood's Hades would be the perfect husband.

hurricanejanes:

Rumbelle Week || Day 2

 ↳  Movie/TV: R rated sex comedy (or rather a trailer for such)

Premise: Mr Gold and his lovely new fiancée decide that before the year is out they’re going to screw in every piece of property he owns. The only problem is they own most of the town, and they’re the only ones who seem excited about the plan, but nothing and nobody will be allowed to get in their way.

Emma: Are you saying if you’re behind a closed door we should assume you’re fucking?
Gold: I’m not saying that.
Belle: He’s not not saying that, either.

[WE’RE UP ALL NIGHT FOR GOOD FUN, WE’RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKY]

(via fairytaleasoldastime)